To: Homo Sapiens
Re: Termination
My business is producing life.
The bottom line is
you are not cost effective workers.
Over the millennia, I have repeatedly
clarified my management goals and objectives.
Your failure to comply is well documented.
It stems from your inability to be a team player:
* you interact badly with co-workers
* contaminate the workplace
* sabotaged the machinery
* hold up production
* consume profits
In short, you are a disloyal species.
Within the last decade
I have given you three warnings:
* made the workplace too hot for you
* shaken up your home office
* utilized plague to cut back personnel
Your failure to take appropriate action
has locked these warnings into the Phase-Out
mode, which will result in termination
No Appeal.
